times are ruff, but i really want to take her out...

...worry not, my friend. i know, shes very cute and sexy and you absolutely have to take her out. there just so happens to be one problem: youre a little broke.



its alright, i think most men have encountered this issue at least once in their dating lifetime. things happen sometimes. there might have been an issue in payroll and they didnt put on the right amount of hours. theres identity fraud, unexpected automatic charges, or maybe you simply dropped it on the way to see your local herb specialist. whatever your reason may be for dwindling funds in your account, i have your back, son. let us explore our free and cheap options.

the brooklyn museum of art



every saturday the brooklyn museum of art has first saturdays. the first saturday of each month is free admission. ALL. DAY. LONG. with the exclusion of the more higher advertised exhibits, the entire museum is up for your viewing pleasure. they also have 2 cafeterias that serve wine. YES! it may get a little crowded at times, but hey, its free man.

picnic



ive heard once that the picnic is lame, overly mushy, and just plain weaksauce. this may be true, but sometimes you have to go out on a limb and make things happen. make some fried chicken (or buy some from popeyes) and potato salad, bring a nice looking sheet, some refreshments, throw all those items in a backpack, and BAM, youre done son.

dallas bbqs



a negro favorite and black people haven with all the fried foods you could ever desire. their cornbread is good for the price and they give a nice hefty, down south similar portion of food. AND you can get this boss sized drink for nine bucks. chillin.




get sensual and take a walk



you need to get to know the lady youre taking out, so this way you can talk to her personally and closely. ask her about her life and heres the secret fellas....LISTEN. yes, it works. you listen and respond. simple.


lurk at barnes and noble

show her that you are a very avid reader and that your intellect knows no limits. your brain is always thirsty for knowledge, yearning to be quenched by something informative and relevant. or you can just look at magazines for free.

take her to the park



remind her how fun it was to be a kid. its a nice thing to look back at the nostalgic items of our childhood. a nice swing ride is simple, inexpensive, and the joy it releases is pure.

just get lost in an excursion of nothingness

dont take it this far,


but sometimes the best thing to do is just to go. pick a direction and move to the beat of the ocean. or street traffic.

thats all the tips i have for now. Remember: to ALWAYS take her to her front door. you always want to make sure that she gets home safely and you are not too busy to go the extra mile to make sure of that. word up.