we no welcome here / crime in the sidi

the good homie dean put us on to a cheap dumpling spot in chinatown. 46 eldridge street to be exact. we all placed our orders and waited. when we received our dumplings, sidi asked if they had any soy sauce. the cook snapped back "no more, no more!" okay, we'll use hot sauce instead, no worries. we go across the street to dine because the establishment was pretty small. i was pretty hungry so after i downed 8 vegetable dumplings i wanted some
MOAR!!


so i go back in prosperity dumplings and what do i see? them refilling the soy sauce container. i had to leave immediately to report the foul to the homies. paris then went into the dumpling shop and came out with the newly filled soy sauce container so we can all enjoy it privately.

the black, columbian, and filipino (me, sidi, paris, rick, and dean) community will not support this establishment any longer


this is obviously soy sauce


spreading the sauce amongst the minoriTEAM!


racism sucks, guys. we dont mess with prosperity dumplings. better yet, chinatown is blowing it in general. the chinese restaurant by les denied us entry and told us to go across the street even though there were people dining in their restaurant. smh.

after having les to ourselves, he decided to take our blitzed asses home. this is what les does to your hands



as soon as i took the camera out, sidi wanted to get unnecessarily artsy



so he asked to see the camera. i was reluctant to give it to him because i know how he gets on trains. i love you dude, but youre the attention seeker in the group. i gave him the camera and sidi proceeded to lay on the train floor in order to take a picture. this is what he came up with



pretty legit imo, but stop laying on the damn floor you bum. the woman in the top left of the next pic felt the same way



we had to get off of the 5 train because the last stop was bowling green. the mta is the kingdom of suckage and they really need to step it up because theyre getting way too much money for the service to be as shitty as it is. fucking slackers. rant over.


paris was blitzed. rick was not. somehow they look the same.


paris stroking the can


i took this one bending down. it sucks, but whatever


we do aNYthing for arizona iced tea. word.






my wee wee


sidi's no-no zone








we're all different, but why does that mean we cant make living in this world easier for each other?