Word up, son. My job as a barista at Homage is a pretty chill deal. You know why? Because only chill ass people get coffee from us. Here are some of my chill ass customies:
Large coffee with lots of skim milk lady
This was her first time to our coffee corner. I may have made her a believer in the Mud
The window
The homie Jane
Small coffee with soy milk and kicks people's asses in hockey girl
Hard working construction man who likes half and half in his small coffee
NICOLE!
The never on time half cup of coffee drinking Beth
The Smith street Diva
BIG Playa $Rich$
David: Chillin
Large coffee dude who wears really nice Pumas
Large skim latte girl and TiMBeR
(Why is this black woman so upset? Damn.)
Anonymous woman who gets large cappuccinos then goes upstairs to sleep
That's my day at work. Not really work, more just making the coffee and giving it to my friends. For money, of course.
my nigga $RICH$ yo! and i remember Beth! she used to hook me up with coupons to Delia's... Hi Nicole!! Something seems to be missing from your day at work...
ReplyDeleteHA!! Damn I look tentative about that coffee.
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