world premiere

of my award-winning poem, entitled 'girl, i want you'.

if you have a life and an opinion of your own
girl, i want you
if you have multiple tattoos and they actually mean something to you
girl, i want you
if you have a curly afro
girl, i want you
if tofu doesnt scare you
girl, i want you
if you know why simpler times lager is so special
girl, i want you
if youre down for actual compromise and not just hustling me
girl, i want you
if you know you have style, but dont brag about having style
girl, i want you
if gossip makes you do the 'someone farted' face
girl, i want you
if you HATE those gladiator sandals that women are wearing now, and you mainly stick to sneakers and occasional flats
girl, i want you
if youre down to go out, but also down to light up a doobie, eat chinese, and watch movies
girl, i REALLY want you

if this isnt you, its all good. i'd probably still want you, but ill always want her a little more.

a case of the mondays

a lot has been going on, yet somehow nothing has been going on. i recently did skateboarding stunts in a music video. sorry my friends, but i do not know the name of the track. all i know is that the name of the band is underworld, and apparently they are hot shit over in euroland. last monday and tuesday, i went with two young and eager french directors, producer gaetan rousseau, and some really talented actors and production workers. it was a fairly small crew of maybe 10-12 people. first we went to a couple spots in manhattan, and then we went to a black cowboy ranch. in queens. i swear by the trident of poseidon that queens is the most random place on earth.


chris and claire relaxing for a little while


lauren, dreaming of jay


black cowboys, dun


the bossman


gaetan cruising


laurens necklace. i was tempted to shoot boob, but i fought the overwhelming urge to be perverse


laurens finger after she hooked me up with some mature grey in my hair




the CHRYSLER


spartan tats

after that we ended up in amityville, new york to trash a motel room, eat big ass burgers, and take naps in a well ventilated black van. pretty good case of the mondays.